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This is most likely from Jeff Foxworthy. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. You've ever used lard in bed.
Your home has more miles on it than your car. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house. Naked consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
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Fewer than half of your cars run. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling redneck State Trooper to kiss her ass. The primary color of your car is "bondo". You honestly think that women tattooed turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.