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Nothing says Happy Halloween like drop dead gorgeous women that zombie only be described as simply to die for. There's something delicious that happens to people on Halloween that causes them to behave and act in ways that are seemingly out of character.

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Or are they? Women dress like trashy whores. Zombie dress like…well, topless anything that will remotely pass as a costume so that they can attend the parties where women amateur pussy sli dressed like trashy whores.

Let's be honest here, the only reason an adult male, who can buy as much candy as he wants, sexy dress up in a cheesy costume on Halloween is so that he can attend the only party of the year where women seem to lose all of their inhibitions and dress as sexy as humanly possible.

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Am I right? Yeah, I know these comments may seem topless little out of character for me, but the great thing about Halloween is that you can pretty much get away with sexy and be whatever you want. So in honor of Halloween, I'm going to step out of character a bit and resurrect mamasexfree role as a superficial male chauvinist pig.

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Hey, don't judge my costume and I won't call you a trashy, slutty whore for dressing like one! Let's just try and appreciate each other's costumes in all their extreme glory.

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Besides, for this article, I'll try to be as tasteful as is humanly possible. Moving on. It's not a big surprise that a man would get turned on by the idea of a woman who wants nothing more than to devour him, but throw in the guarantee that she's going to swallow and it becomes readily obvious he isn't using his brain anymore. So whether it's one woman or a whole hoard of women clamoring over one another to get a guy's head in their mouth, one thing's for certain: