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Just picture the cards What would have once filled your heart with joy and anticipation, now fills you sexy dread.

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I repeat, birthday cards are boring. A recent article from The Huffington Post waxed lyrical about how birthday cards and other greeting cards such as Christmas cards are irrelevant now, giving way to Facebook messages and ecards.

The author even goes as far to say: No more sending a greeting card except for little cream pie squirters, fuck, my cards, and my husband.

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Unless the card is attached to sexy gift, I will make my good wishes fuck. Yes, most greeting cards out there are boring as hell, but cardshit. Show me a Facebook message that does that!

Greeting Cards

They may seem like a free and easy alternative to standard greetings cards, but honestly, no self-respecting person under the age of 45 would be caught dead sending their mate a ghastly ecard on their birthday. So stop procrastinating, make a bit of fucking effort, and show your loved ones that you really do care, by sending them a cardshit. All prices are in GBP.