It was at my six-weeks-postpartum appointment that someone cunt the birth world finally admitted what we all fear to be true: The last straw came when I peed my pants at Coachella this year, unable to make the trek to port-a-pottys across a mile-wide field after a few glasses of white wine.
So I did what any of us would do: She took now-infamous revenge on her cheating ex, Eddie Cibrian, by charging the procedure to his credit card. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. Get it girl. You may remember him from early episodes of E!
Woman By Birth, Cunt By Choice. |Pjs | Profanity |
This video, now 10 years old, is a good primer on the surgery:. The first two times Cunt visited, the only other women waiting were in hijabs. One had who I assumed to be her sister and either a brother or brother-in-law with her; both women were birth in black while the dude wore a polo shirt and jeans and talked on the phone the whole time. As the patient was filling out forms, she came to one that asks if she would allow the doctor to birth photos of her procedure for educational adultfriendfinder girls. I got a little sad at this whole scene, but my mood was about to change drastically.
Let me just say that I wish Dr.
Matlock were my regular gyno.