The setup: How awful!
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The real dad is a kind young man who helped her escape to America. How did you know for sure he was the father?
Kerry shifted in her chair awkwardly, searching for the right words to explain. Because of his drinking, he had trouble getting erect, and when he was excited, he only liked to have a bootyliciousmagporn type of sex, and I knew I could not get pregnant that way.
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Reader, when I got to this moment, I literally shouted out loud. The most popular vacation read of the last five years has a third-act plot twist that hinges on an anal-sex crazy worthy of a year-old boy! Jane Austen had more interesting characters and more skillful social satire, but even she never thought to tie up loose plot threads with a little backdoor action. This is wrong.
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And to be sure, it is butt stuff. But they will almost certainly not include this terrible joke about anal sex, anal for that they will be all the poorer.
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